This has got to be my fav story so far today.
Indianapolis Colts punter Pat McAfeee was arrested for public intoxication after he reportedly took a pre-dawn swim in a canal in a nightlife district.
OK not too ridiculous right? We've all had the urge to have a little late night dip. The best part is when the police questioned why his shirt was wet:
"Officers asked McAfee if he had been swimming in the canal and he said "I am not sure," according to a police report. They asked him how he got wet and he said it had been raining, then told officers that his shirt was "in the water."
The story gets better you got to check the link.
Colts punter Pat McAfee arrested after drunken dip in canal - NFL - SI.com